I have been trying to shake a cold for some time now. Every morning for me in the past 2 weeks has been plagued with a hacking, coughing, and downright noisy attempt to rid myself of, yah, phlegm. Well this morning it happened.
Speeding down the road at 60+, ok 70+, miles per hour I coughed a large mass up into my mouth...you know the kind that has texture...ew...gag...and of course I had to rid myself of this thing ASAP. So I power the window down and let'r fly. Usually a "greener" of that size flies like a baseball to home plate, but not this time. It barely left my mouth when it caught the wind and road it right back into my car. SPLAT...right next to my ear. I have no back seat in the Miata so it hit the back edge of the side window opening and just stuck. Slowly sliding down the window frame. I JUST cleaned out my car so no fast food napkins to clean up the mess...so I let it slide this time.
Speeding down the road at 60+, ok 70+, miles per hour I coughed a large mass up into my mouth...you know the kind that has texture...ew...gag...and of course I had to rid myself of this thing ASAP. So I power the window down and let'r fly. Usually a "greener" of that size flies like a baseball to home plate, but not this time. It barely left my mouth when it caught the wind and road it right back into my car. SPLAT...right next to my ear. I have no back seat in the Miata so it hit the back edge of the side window opening and just stuck. Slowly sliding down the window frame. I JUST cleaned out my car so no fast food napkins to clean up the mess...so I let it slide this time.
3 comments:
That is just disgusting. I will not be available to help you clean your car. Sorry pal... itsnot that I don't want to, itsnot that I'm unavailable, itsnot. Really, itsnot.
probably one of the sickest and funniest stories i have ever read...hands down :) and no, i cannot relate but the sliding...all i have to say is ewwwwww....
and i love your blog :)
Hey Tanya Girl!...thanks for reading...i was actually quite embarrassed about spitting on my self...but I have no pride (i have 3 kids, nothing gets to me anymore) so why not share it with the world. I can laugh at myself.
PS..I like your blog too. (that sounds kinda funny) :-)
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